i jhust puked up my retainher.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
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It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
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I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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