glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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