Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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