maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
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its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
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We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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