I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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