i don't like sucking hair
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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