Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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