Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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