I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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