I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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