I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
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Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
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How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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