Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Drake has all the answers
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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