MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
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Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
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He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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