I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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