well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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