My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
be right there i have to get my cape
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Randomize
