I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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