I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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