You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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