More tranny stories later!
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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