He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
operation have a gay friend backfired
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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