Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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