I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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