But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
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I fill condoms, not promises.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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