I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
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good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
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Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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