Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
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I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
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He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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