My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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