So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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