im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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