The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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