I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
i permit you to call me
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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