i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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