Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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