its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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