I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
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