You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
420 ftw
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
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I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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