Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
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How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
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Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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