also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
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can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
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I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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