"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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