let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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