david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
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I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
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We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
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I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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