i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
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I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
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