I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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