For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I think I just sharted jello shots
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