thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
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If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
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Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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