It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Randomize
