a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
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I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
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she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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