when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Non-Jews are for practice
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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