I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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