I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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