i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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