'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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